Why does everything I want so badly not exist?
We won't even go into guys here. That's a bit too obvious. What I'm talking about is much more vapid and shallow.
There is a poster. A brilliant poster from the late '80's to early '90's that I must have, but I cannot find it anywhere. It's of actual kittens, dressed in little Rat-pack suits, smoking in a public bathroom.
Stop and think now. Can you see it? Yeah, I know! Isn't it great?
It's a classic, I'm sure of it, and yet somehow, it has ceased to exist. Is it possible that this pop-culture fabrication is fading from our collective unconscious? And I, and perhaps a few others like me, are the few sad folks who will remember this tasteless, yet charmingly irreverent piece of Americana and when we die, it shall be wiped from the world's memory forever. What a sad sad day that will be.
P.S. It looks way better than this, the one I'm thinking of. There also should be a kitten Brando. Can't find that either.